Where To Buy Dude Wipes For Clean Moonings

Since it seems that we can all moon now, or continue mooning, depending on the circumstance, based on the Information Release by the Beacon Police describing why they did not arrest the man who mooned multiple times (see video here), after this article/video published asking how Public Lewdness was measured, we might as well have clean butts. Just in case this instance turns out not to be once in a very blue moon.

There are a variety of trendy wipes these days for adults, like the DUDE WIPES brand at CVS that does come in different sizes! Pictured here are XL. However, makers of traditional baby wipes don’t discriminate ages, so if you wanted to use baby wipes, those should work also. Especially for sensitive skin. Dollar General also carries a scent-free line of baby wipes for $1 that is a good value.

If you wanted to carry a few wipes in your purse or fanny pack, you could buy a cute little carrying case from several boutiques on Main Street in Beacon. See ALBB’s Shopping Guide for recommendations, like Play, Zakka Joy, Another Door, and more.

Don’t flush those wipes, though, no matter how flush friendly the packaging tells you they are. Otherwise, you will need to use ALBB’s Business Directory to find a plumber to flush you out.