Where To Buy Dude Wipes For Clean Moonings

Since it seems that we can all moon now, or continue mooning, depending on the circumstance, based on the Information Release by the Beacon Police describing why they did not arrest the man who mooned multiple times (see video here), after this article/video published asking how Public Lewdness was measured, we might as well have clean butts. Just in case this instance turns out not to be once in a very blue moon.

There are a variety of trendy wipes these days for adults, like the DUDE WIPES brand at CVS that does come in different sizes! Pictured here are XL. However, makers of traditional baby wipes don’t discriminate ages, so if you wanted to use baby wipes, those should work also. Especially for sensitive skin. Dollar General also carries a scent-free line of baby wipes for $1 that is a good value.

If you wanted to carry a few wipes in your purse or fanny pack, you could buy a cute little carrying case from several boutiques on Main Street in Beacon. See ALBB’s Shopping Guide for recommendations, like Play, Zakka Joy, Another Door, and more.

Don’t flush those wipes, though, no matter how flush friendly the packaging tells you they are. Otherwise, you will need to use ALBB’s Business Directory to find a plumber to flush you out.

Beacon Police Issue Press Release Defending Not Arresting Mooner On Main Street

The day after an article published on A Little Beacon Blog showing the video of a citizen speaking at Beacon’s City Council during Public Comment asking why the man who was caught on camera mooning another citizen on August 28th was not arrested, the Beacon Chief of Police Tom Figlia issued an Information Release to defend the decision of the Beacon Police Department in not arresting him, citing they employed de-escalation techniques.

Chief Figlia defended their lack of arresting action, saying they deal with people “across the spectrum of society.” While public lewdness does happen in Beacon by people who are on the spectrum and are known to the Beacon Police for their condition and treated with compassion, it seems that for others, mooning in Beacon is acceptable if the stars align.

Chief Figlia’s Information Release is published in full in this article below. To add to his timeline:

  • 8/28/2026: ALBB acquired video of a portion of the incident that included the mooner mooning again while the police were de-escalating him, and while their backs were turned. Before mooning for the second time, he threatened the man in the pale pink shirt, stating that “these guys know me” referring to the police officers and then continued to threaten the man walking away, saying that he would “kick his ass” and “put him into an ambulance.” He then mooned another individual which was recorded on camera while police back’s were turned.

  • 8/28/2026: The video showed this, and was published the same day.

  • 8/31/2026: ALBB emailed Chief Figlia to ask if the mooner had been arrested for his action. Chief Figlia did not reply.

  • 9/8/2026: A Beacon citizen spoke at the City Council meeting, asking “How much butt crack do the Beacon Police need for it to become a Class B Misdemeanor? Do they need a tape measure to measure that crack to make sure it's ‘enough exposure’ before they take action?” The article was widely shared. Some readers who are usually in the Law and Order crowd, who demand that laws be followed, instead became a “Mind your business!” crowd. Chris Prezbyl proclaimed: "Should’ve just finished your mango lassi and move on with your day." Tray Dirito Hockler was outraged, saying: "OMG...The white man is from GENERATIONS of Beaconites. Mind your business before someone kicks your A-S-S..AHAHA..Karen!!!!" Tray continued: "Nobody cares about Dean [Catalano] mooning Flackey, the cops or other wise because it's hysterical."

  • Flackey was not mentioned in any of these articles, and was only mentioned by citizens in Comments. It was the unexpected mooning by Dean of anyone that was caught on camera, that was the focus of the article and the speech.

“The white man is from GENERATIONS of Beaconites. Mind your business before someone kicks your A-S-S...AHAHA..Karen!!!! Nobody cares about Dean [Catalano] mooning Flackey, the cops or other wise because it’s hysterical.”
— Tray Dirito Hockler

Beacon PD History of Use Of Force and De-Escalation Techniques

Police departments change over time with different leaders and officers. In 2010, the Beacon Police Department emerged from a federal investigation, where it was concluded that: “Today’s agreement concludes the investigation without any finding that the BPD violated the law, but implements a series of reforms and improvements designed to improve the operation of the BPD. On June 21, 2005, and Nov. 14, 2008, the department’s Civil Rights Division Special Litigation Section and the U.S. Attorney’s Office issued technical assistance letters to the BPD. The agreement, signed today by the department, implements those recommendations.”

Some of those recommendations included “use of force policy to emphasize verbal de-escalation techniques,” among other reforms. In 2018, officers began wearing body cameras under Chief Kevin Junjulas. Chief Figlia was a Lieutenant at that time, and was in charge of the program. Then Chief Junjulas said that the cameras are a “good tool for internal investigations, to determine what actually happened. The video is right there.”

In April 2024, Beacon Police responded to a call about a man threatening to shoot a couple near Peaceful Provisions donut shop when they asked him not to touch their dog during morning coffee. That individual continued walking down the sidewalk and was apprehended several blocks down at the car wash, where he was taken to the ground by Beacon PD. A rifle was used, and an officer knelt down to put his hand on the man’s head to keep him down. ALBB reported on this incident and had video footage of that as well, which was published.

Chief Figlia, who was a Lieutenant at the time, eagerly called ALBB for a copy of the video that he could use in his use-of-force training, since the officers carried through the action within their training.

The Beacon Police can use cameras on Main Street to roll back within that moment to see if the alleged exposure happened. The Beacon Police have not commented to say if their cameras picked the alleged first buttocks exposure. A civilian video did, however, capture at least a second indecent exposure by the mooner. It is this video footage of an intended exposing action that is being questioned by some in the public. Not any Disorderly Conduct the Beacon Police allege all three individuals were doing. This is a separate violation that was captured and published on video.

The Information Release

The following is the Information Release published on Facebook by Beacon’s Chief Figlia.

On August 28, 2026, at approximately 3:40pm the Beacon Police Department received a call for an unknown problem at the county building at 223 Main St. While we usually do not do releases about violation level incidents, this one has apparently caused concerns of favoritism or police inaction among some members of our community.

On that day, upon their arrival officers found three subjects, all of whom they were familiar with from multiple interactions, yelling on the street. One was wearing a pale pink Spirit of Beacon Day t-shirt, one was wearing a blue t-shirt and one was wearing a darker pink t-shirt. They were also approached by security from the county building and were advised that the individual in the pale pink Spirit of Beacon Day t-shirt caused a disturbance inside and was not allowed to return inside the building at that time.

When the officers arrived all three individuals were legally committing the act of Disorderly Conduct, a violation level offense, by yelling, cursing and causing alarm for other people in a public area. One subject was alleged to have exposed his buttocks at another, which constitute Exposure of a Person, also a violation level offense. One subject was visibly intoxicated and stated he had consumed "a couple of beers" and another was expressing emotional concerns over a recent death in the family.

Though all three individuals could have legally been charged with violation level offenses that carry similar consequences to a traffic ticket, officers determined that given the totality of the circumstances, the best course of action was advise the one subject not to return to the county building at that time, and to employ de-escalation techniques to calm and separate the involved parties, which they successfully did.

When feasible and safe, the Beacon Police Department routinely attempts to employ de-escalation techniques rather than immediate arrests for low level offenses and people in crisis across the spectrum of society. Despite widespread public calls for just this course of action, the untrained public often reacts negatively when they actually see it in practice and mistakes it for favoritism.

When it can be safely employed, de-escalation techniques usually involve things such as reinforcing that the officers are there to help the person, lowering voices, validating feelings, using the involved individual's name and attempting to create unity between the officer and the person in need of de-escalation, all of which were done in this incident. That does not mean that the officers favor one person or another, or approve of that individual's behavior. Rather it likely means that they attempting to use best practices to de-escalate a non-violent incident, where there does not appear to be an imminent danger to anyone, involving a low-level offense such as the incident above.

Signed,
Thomas Figlia
Chief of Police

Beacon Citizen Asks City Council: "How Much Butt Crack Do The Beacon Police Need To See To Arrest For Public Lewdness?"

The City Council Meeting before Beacon Police Chief Figlia presented his defense of the City’s use of Flock cameras for license plate tracking for pre-identified targets driving in or out of Beacon, as well as the cameras placed along Main Street that track movements of people out on the sidewalk, a Beacon resident presented her dissatisfaction with the apparent lack of arrest of a local male resident who had mooned the public at least three times (see video here) on a Friday afternoon, one of those times being recorded on civilian video, if not also on the City’s cameras.

Dean Catalano was identified as the man who mooned a car with a child in it, and was caught on camera again mooning a civilian at a public picnic table by the DMV parking lot while the Beacon Police’s backs were turned.

“All these cops know me!” Dean screamed to another man who was in disagreement with his actions. Dean implied that he was protected by the Beacon Police, knowing they would do nothing to him as he verbally threatened a man walking across the street, announced he was going to moon everyone again, and then did moon again.

The transcription of the public statement is below the video published here.

Good evening. Katie Hellmuth, Ward 1.

Many years ago, a white man stood at this podium to complain that he brought his friends to Memorial Park, and saw a Black Power fist flag on a building across the street. He said Beacon wasn't racist, and was embarrassed about the flag. A legal battle followed between the building owner and the City, with the building owner defending himself to keep the flag up. It was an expensive battle.

Last Friday afternoon, as I sipping my iced mango lassi, enjoying the late summer Friday in Beacon, I saw Beacon Police activity at the corner of the DMV parking lot. I learned that a white man had allegedly mooned a car with a child in it. Several other men were yelling at him.

Multiple people had their videos out and were recording.

I am a reporter. I came into possession of a video of this man. I learned that he is a longtime member of the community. I reviewed the video and had the displeasure of watching each frame to capture any quotes and body language for my article.

From the video, in front of Beacon Police, the mooner offered to re-enact his mooning. He said he would "moon everybody now."

The police officer discouraged him, and other officers tried to de-escalate him. But he was enraged. He threatened another man who was walking away from the scene, telling him he wanted to kick his a.s.s., and put him in an ambulance.

At some point, the two police officers who were with him, walked away. It was at this point that the mooning man looked at another community member sitting at a public picnic table, lifted his shirt, pulled down his shorts, yelled "Now!" and mooned this person. The video showed full cheek and a half. The mooning man looked back at the police officers, put himself back together, and acted as if nothing happened.

As far as I know, no arrest was made.

As a reporter, I know of stories from women of assault and abuse that do not make it into Beacon Police reports. Their abusers walk these streets of Beacon.

The Beacon Police Department and this administration continue to not respond to me when I email questions, like I did to Chief Figlia about the location of Flock cameras several weeks ago after the high school student was at this podium to complain about them and wonder why we have them if the Tioronda Assaulter is still at large.

Today I ask the Beacon Police: Section 245 Public Lewdness: I witnessed the man have intent to moon the community member at the picnic table while people walked by and was caught doing it on civilian video. How much butt crack do the Beacon Police need for it to become a Class B Misdemeanor? Do they need a tape measure to measure that crack to make sure it's "enough exposure" before they take action?

Otherwise, this man on the yellow e-bike has just been enabled to threaten to assault people, moon us, and who knows what else.

A local reader responded to the article, suggesting that people get over it. That the Spirit of Beacon Day used to have Mooning Contests. I checked with the Spirit of Beacon Chair. He confirmed to me that mooning contests have not happened in recent years, and will not be happening this year.

I stand at this podium today to say I am discomfortable with a white man mooning and getting away with it.

On Main Street, Man Allegedly Moons A Car With A Child In It, Then Moons A Community Member At Least 1 Time In Police Presence

On Friday afternoon at around 3:25pm on Main Street in Beacon on the corner of the DMV Parking Lot where the public picnic table is, there was a large presence of City of Beacon Police responding to at least one situations of a complaint of a man allegedly mooning a car that had a child in it.

Man identified as Dean Catalano after he allegedly mooned a car with a child in it, then proceeded to moon two more times in police presence.

The man who allegedly mooned the car was wearing a royal blue shirt that said "Lake George, New York" on it, wore a baseball cap, and appeared to be with a yellow Velotric bike. Later, this man mooned at least two more times in the presence of Beacon Police and in front of others, including a known community member of the public picnic table. That video is at the bottom of this article.

The man denied mooning the car with the child in it. There are cameras on Main Street that Beacon Police can access to see if he did it or not. It is unconfirmed if that footage is available and was searched while police were with the man, who later mooned the community member in this video.

Several witnesses identified this man as Dean Catalano, from Beacon, who has been featured in the Highlands Current in 2019 for answering their question series.

Multiple people were filming the incident on their phones while others gathered round to see what was going on. Some simply walked on by. A few people shouted at the mooner, including one person wearing a pale pink Spirit of Beacon t-shirt.

In this video exclusive to A Little Beacon Blog that can be seen below, four minutes of the situation went like this:

Man identified as Dean Catalano charging at man wearing pale pink Spirit of Beacon shirt as they exchanged words after Dean was accused of mooning a car with a child in it.

The Dean shouted to the man in the pale pink Spirit of Beacon t-shirt: "…filming I'm going to bust your ass."

The Beacon Police closed in on Dean at that point as the man in the pale pink Spirit of Beacon shirt walked away to the other side of the street.

The man in the pale pink t-shirt responded: "Who’s going to bust my ass?"

Dean said to no one in particular: "I can't even go for a fuckin’ bike ride...!"

A different man shouted: "Relax, brother."

Dean continued to the man in the pale pink Spirit of Beacon shirt. Dean shouted: "I'm going to put you in a fuckin' ambulance."

The man in the Spirit of Beacon t-shirt responded: "I don't want to fight with you. I don't even know who you are."

Dean advanced again, this time making it to the sidewalk, and the police again approached him to deter him.

Dean threatened: "You're going to know who I am!"

The man in the pale pink t-shirt responded: "I don't know who your crank[...] ass is."

That Spirit of Beacon man then walked to the Sunoco gas station across the street from Dean.

Man identified as Dean Catalano being pulled back by a Beacon Police Officer as he charged toward the man in the Spirit of Beacon t-shirt.

The Beacon Police spoke to Dean, while motioning across the street as they seemed to plead with Dean to de-escalate himself. Both police officers talking to Dean appeared to be listening to what he was saying, and then shook their heads in disagreement.

One of the police officers seemed to say "Relax!" to which Dean responded "I didn't do a fuckin' thing!"

The man in the pink shirt appeared again, packing a pack of cigarettes, and watched from across the street as the scene unfolded.

Dean continued talking to the police officers as they walked around, seeming to be waiting for something. People continued walking on the sidewalk, going about their afternoons in Beacon. Some pushing strollers with kids, some just with themselves.

Meanwhile, Dean began talking to someone else to explain his action, saying "I didn't do nothing of that. I went like this:"

Dean offering to demonstrate to someone how he mooned earlier.

Dean then demonstrated how he lifted his shirt, and pulled the right side of his pants down over his right butt cheek.

"I'll moon everybody now...," Dean shouted.

As he said threatened to moon everybody, the police officer nearest to him extended his arm to deter the action. Dean walked away toward the public picnic table and insisted to anyone listening that he did nothing wrong.

Dean continued: "Mother fuckers is not in my league." The police officer said something to him, to which Dean responded: "Give me 20 seconds, bro."

Dean took a drink from his water bottle and placed it firmly on the table. A community member, Flackey, was sitting at the table, as they usually do every day. Dean appeared to be talking to Flackey while police were looking away, and then suddenly said "...right NOW!" and pulled his pants down again over his right butt cheek, exposing both cheeks, and mooned Flackey.

After he mooned the second time while police were there but looking away, he quickly put his blue shirt back over his shorts and straightened himself, looking back at the police officers, who by then, were a little ways away from him.

Meanwhile, there was another man further down the sidewalk along the DMV parking lot on Elm Street who was also shouting at the situation. Beacon Police Officers were dealing with that man as well. It is unconfirmed what that man was saying. Dean seemed to motion to him once with this hand with an internal wave, as if to say "Come closer."

Dean continued speaking, perhaps to no one in particular, or to the community member, who appeared to not respond. People continued walking by on their days.

Dean removed his hat, and a police officer lowered both his arms in a de-escalation movement that seemed to say "Calm it down." Dean continued to speak in an agitated manner, putting his hat back on and shrugging his shoulders.

According to witnesses, no arrests were made at that time.